Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay!
Yeah, lots of people did. A sexy mistake. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. But I’ve never been to the moon!
- And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
- Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
- I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense.
It must be wonderful.
I’m Santa Claus! I’m Santa Claus! Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase. Daylight and everything.
- I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that.
- No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own!
- Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.